So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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