So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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