My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
