So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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