Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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