a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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