Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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