Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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