Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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