Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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