dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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