can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize