The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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