fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
