i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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