____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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