Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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