I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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