I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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