So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He felt like a one man threesome
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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