Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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