Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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