How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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