Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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