the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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