can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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