I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Fuck me I smell like cheese
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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