brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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