2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm sobbing to NWA
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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