I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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