I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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