My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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