So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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