My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
All I want is dick and wine.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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