Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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