someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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