high people should be assigned attendants
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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