the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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