Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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