For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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