Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i out mim tonsoeep
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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