i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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