I wannas sexs uuuuu
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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