I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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