My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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