Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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