do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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