That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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