If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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