I want to walk on stilts...naked
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I need to sanitize my soul.
Randomize
