i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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