Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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