Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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