Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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